Favorite Properties

Welcome to your desert oasis in the highly desirable rural planned community of Oak Hills! This beautifully maintained single-story home offers the perfect blend of comfort, functionality, and breathtaking views—all nestled on an expansive 2.36-acre lot in a quiet cul-de-sac. Featuring 4 spacious bedrooms and 2 full bathrooms spread across nearly 2,200 square feet, this home is thoughtfully designed for both everyday living and entertaining. The primary suite is your personal retreat, complete with a walk-in closet and private ensuite bathroom. The split floor plan places the three additional oversized bedrooms on the opposite side of the home for added privacy—two of which feature walk-in closets, while the fourth bedroom could also be perfect for a home office or study. Step into the cozy living room centered around a warm fireplace, ideal for chilly desert nights. The open-concept kitchen offers ample counter space, a casual breakfast bar, a sunny dining nook, and a formal dining room—perfect for hosting family and friends. Freshly painted with new carpet throughout, this home is move-in ready and waiting for your personal touch. But the true magic lies outside: enjoy your morning coffee on the back porch while watching the sunrise over the peaceful high desert landscape. There’s plenty of room for your lifestyle with a three-car garage, a massive 2,500 sq. ft detached garage/workshop with two roll-up doors (ideal for RVs, boats, or desert toys), and an additional shed/workshop with 220V power. The concrete driveway offers additional parking, while the vast lot provides unlimited options for storage, work equipment, or even future expansion. Whether you’re a contractor needing room for equipment or an outdoor enthusiast with all the toys, this property is perfectly equipped to meet your needs. Located in a peaceful and quiet neighborhood, yet close enough to town for convenience, this is rural living at its best. Don’t miss your chance to own this one-of-a-kind Oak Hills gem. Come see what makes this property truly special!

Spacious 4 bed, 2 bath, Pool Home, sitting on a cul-de-sac street is ready to be made yours and offers a great floor plan, vaulted ceilings, recessed lighting, and an attached 2-car garage. The living room offers a brick fireplace and opens to the family room with ceiling fan. The kitchen offers a dining area, wood cabinetry with lots of storage space, tile counters, and a slider to the backyard. All 4 bedrooms have ceiling fans. The large primary suite has a private bathroom with dual sink vanity, and there is a full-size hall bathroom for the secondary bedrooms to share. Enjoy the large, private backyard, with in-ground swimming pool surrounded by concrete, there is also low maintenance rockscaping a couple of trees for added shade, and a generously sized covered patio to relax and entertain under. This home is located near lots of shopping and dining options, and not far from the 15 and Bear Valley Road, making it a great location for commuters! Also, no HOA!

Come check out this wonderful property located in Serrano Dal Vista, one of the lowest gated Hoa senior communities in the pass area. This home features plenty of natural light along with a spacious floor plan including a fireplace in the living room, separate family room and dining room area. Large kitchen with plenty of cupboard/counter space and room for a small table for morning coffee. The master suite is private with a full bath and a slider leading out to the back yard. The other bedroom is perfect for guest or can be used as a home office. The front and back yards are beautifully landscaped with a covered patio the length of the home in the back. Don't let this one pass you by....

Charming 2 bedroom 2 bathroom 1,142 Square foot home situated in the heart of the Harbor Area in a desirable area of Wilmington. This home features an ample living room leading into the formal dinning room and kitchen. Spacious primary bedroom with a private bathroom. Refinished original hardwood floors, laminate flooring in the kitchen and bathrooms. Updated ceiling fans, recessed lighting, 2 car attached garage with bonus room great for ADU conversion opportunity. Freshly painted interior/exterior, newer water heater and furnace. Beautiful curb appeal with timer controlled sprinkler system, long porch, long driveway, backyard offers mature fruit trees and plenty of room for entertaining! Come and see this home today!

Classic single story beauty on a quite tree lined street

Built by Gary McDonald and located on a corner lot in La Buena Vida gated community at Copper River, this single-story home offers a thoughtfully designed floor plan with three spacious bedrooms, two full bathrooms, and a versatile bonus room that could easily serve as a fourth bedroom or home office. Just one street over from the Copper River golf course, the location offers both privacy and convenience. The kitchen is well-equipped with a center island (seating for 3-4), a Wolf 5-burner gas cooktop, double ovens, and a newer dishwasher. Maple wood cabinetry includes convenient pull-outs, and a large pantry/closet provides additional storage. The formal dining room and family room both feature elegant touches especially the family room, with its box beam ceilings, crown molding, recessed lighting, and gas fireplace. The primary suite features crown molding, French doors to the backyard, dual vanities with quartz counters, a large soaking tub, private water closet, and a walk-in closet with built-ins. Additional highlights include wood-look tile flooring throughout, and 8' interior doors. The laundry room includes upper & lower cabinets & a utility sink. And the finished 2-car garage features epoxy floors. The backyard is ideal for entertaining with two covered patios, remote-controlled awnings, a spa outlet, phantom screens, and mature landscaping.Conveniently located near parks, trails, and Copper River amenities. It's a Good Life!

Modern Elegance Meets California Comfort at 2506 E Roberta Drive! Situated in the heart of Orange, this fully renovated single-level home seamlessly blends style, functionality, and luxury. With 3 spacious bedrooms plus a versatile den/office, it’s perfectly suited for both everyday living and working from home. At the center of the home, a chef’s dream kitchen awaits—featuring a massive quartz island, top-of-the-line appliances, and sleek modern finishes. Whether hosting guests or enjoying a quiet dinner, the thoughtfully designed layout makes every moment effortless. Natural light floods the interior, highlighting the open-concept floor plan and airy living spaces. Luxurious bathrooms feature oversized showers, creating a spa-like retreat within your own home. Step outside to your private backyard oasis, complete with a sparkling pool—ideal for warm California days. Additional features include solar panels, a finished garage, and high-end upgrades throughout. This turnkey gem offers modern comfort, energy efficiency, and refined living, all in a prime location close to top-rated schools, parks, dining, and shopping.

Located in the highly desirable Tierrasanta community, this turn-key home offers a blend of modern design and comfort. As you enter, you will be greeted by an open and airy floor plan, with fresh interior paint and large dual-pane windows that allow natural light to flood the space. The hardwood flooring throughout the main level exudes warmth and elegance, perfectly complementing the home's sophisticated updates. The remodeled gourmet kitchen is a true standout, featuring sleek quartz countertops, stylish cabinetry, and a custom backsplash. Equipped with top-of-the-line stainless steel Bosch & Miele appliances this kitchen is a chef's dream. The adjacent cozy living room features a charming fireplace, offering a perfect place to relax with family and friends. Step outside through one of the sliding doors to your own private backyard oasis; an entertainer’s dream, offering plenty of space to enjoy the outdoors in peace and privacy. Upstairs, you'll find two generously-sized master bedrooms, each with its own en-suite bathroom. The main suite features a full bath, while the secondary suite boasts a walk-in shower. Both bedrooms provide a retreat-like atmosphere, offering comfort and privacy. The private 2-car garage adds convenience, and with resort-style amenities just steps away, this home offers everything you need for a vibrant lifestyle. The community features a sparkling pool, tennis courts, scenic walking paths, and a playground for the whole family to enjoy. Don’t miss the chance to experience this meticulously upgraded home in Tierrasanta - schedule your showing today!

Nestled in the heart of Redwood City, & steps away from the Park, this beautifully appointed home offers a perfect blend of modern elegance & warm charm. This home caters effortlessly to both everyday living & gracious entertaining with a light-filled open floor plan featuring hardwood floors & new carpeting that flow seamlessly throughout the main living areas. The living room offers a cozy wood burning fireplace for those cool evenings. The dining area transitions gracefully into a thoughtfully designed Chef's Kitchen complete with high-end stainless steel appliances, high-end countertops & custom cabinetry for ample storage. The primary Suite includes a walk-in closet, a luxurious en-suite bathroom featuring a soaking tub, dual vanity, a glass-enclosed shower and a separate water closet. Step outside into the Backyard Oasis where a custom patio overhang offers natural light but respite from the hot summer Sun. Additional features include a two-car garage, Central Heating & Cooling. Situated on a quiet Tree Line Street minutes from downtown Redwood City's vibrant shops, restaurants & the Caltrain Station make this home as convenient as it is captivating! It's more than just a house; it's the kind of place you'll want to call home.

Welcome to this impeccably maintained and picturesque rancher, situated on a 1/4 Acre corner lot in a beautiful and desirable neighborhood of Walnut Creek. Drive up to unmatched curb appeal with wrap around porch, paver driveway, elegant landscaping. This home has undeniable pride of ownership that sets it apart from every other in the area. Step inside to find a warm, inviting interior filled with natural light, thoughtful upgrades, and timeless charm. The kitchen is remodeled —ideal for both everyday living and entertaining is open to formal dining area. Updated hall bathroom shines with taste and primary bedroom has custom built in cabinetry, remodeled luxurious en-suite bathroom. Two additional bedrooms each with french doors to back yard. The backyard is truly a showstopper—your own private oasis featuring manicured landscape, paver patio areas and pergola for relaxing or entertaining. 10x12 shed is fully finished with electrical and perfect for craft/sewing/gym/office or she-shed. Attached two-car garage with loft and cabinet storage, updated systems, and a premium location just minutes from parks, shopping, dining, i680 and BART. All landscaping front and back kept green all year with well water which is huge savings. Come walk through and prepare to feel at home!

Bright and Airy Home!! Make this home your own!! Investors, contractors, home buyers, don't miss out! This two-story residence offers 4 spacious bedrooms and 2.5 bathrooms. The living room has recessed lighting, and tile flooring. Original kitchen, eating area, laundry area. With direct access to the backyard from the kitchen, indoor-outdoor living becomes a seamless experience. The private backyard is ready to make it your own, clean slate. Pool removed. Upstairs, you'll find four generously-sized bedrooms with hardwood flooring. The master suite includes a private ensuite bathroom and closet area. Additional highlights include a two-car garage. This home is nestled in a quiet and friendly neighborhood, yet conveniently located near shopping, dining, schools, and parks, making it a prime location for any family. Please note: Photos include Virtual pictures.

Timberlight Retreat !! Welcome to this charming, upgraded retreat nestled in the heart of La Honda's coveted Cuesta community. Just a scenic drive away from San Gregorio beach, this property offers the perfect blend of seclusion and convenienceyour private forest escape, yet close to the coast and Silicon Valley. This unique offering includes two parcel's street-to-street lot configuration providing dual access and added privacy. The main home has been thoughtfully renovated with custom upgrades throughout: A stylish kitchen with premium appliances, An updated bathroom, A lower-level master suite for added comfort and privacy, high ceilings, and abundant natural light via skylights and well-placed windows. Hardwood flooring, a built-in bar, and elegant finishes throughout. Outdoor living is just as inviting, with a patio built for entertaining complete with a built-in picnic table. The second parcel offers space for gardening, recreation, or future potential. Community perks include access to a pool, tennis courts, recreation hall, horse corral, and childrens play areamaking it ideal for full-time living or a peaceful weekend escape. Welcome to your redwood sanctuary in La Honda.

Welcome to 412 5th Street, where coastal charm meets outdoor adventure! Nestled in the heart of Montara, this move-in ready 3 bedroom / 2 bathroom home offers enchanting mountain views, a peek of the ocean, and unbeatable access to McNee Ranch hiking trails and Montara State Beach. Relax around the front yard fire pit and soak in the serene views, or entertain in the sizable, private backyard. Inside, enjoy remodeled bathrooms, bedrooms, a bright sunroom, and white oak floors. The Hardie Plank siding provides added durability and fire protection. Outside, a detached bonus building with electricity is perfect for an office, studio, or workout space. EV owners will appreciate the Level 2 J1772 charging station. Live the Montara lifestyle. Where beach days, mountain hikes, and small-town charm are right outside your door!

Welcome to this beautifully updated 2-bedroom, 1-bathroom home, featuring a versatile family room that can easily adapt as a third bedroom, practical home office, or cozy playroom to suit your family's changing needs. Enjoy the fully remodeled kitchen with clean-lined cabinetry, quartz countertops, stainless-steel appliances, and a comfortable eat-in dining area perfect for morning coffee, family meals, or casual get-togethers with friends. New flooring flows seamlessly throughout the home, complemented with recessed lighting and fresh paint creating a warm and elegant ambiance. The large, recently fenced backyard offers plenty of room for everyday enjoyment and future potential - whether you're dreaming of a simple vegetable garden, a relaxed patio for weekend barbecues, a safe play space for children, or possibly adding an ADU or expanding the home as your family grows. Plenty of parking with a long driveway and a covered carport. Conveniently located next to major employers like Meta and Amazon, world-class Stanford Hospital, and Stanford University. Just minutes from everyday shopping at Ikea and the charming downtown Palo Alto, offering diverse dining options and coffee shops. This thoughtfully updated home offers the perfect blend of style, functionality, and location.

This property, a fixer, presents an opportunity to remodel or rebuild on a 0.67-acre lot close to the Lafayette Reservoir and within walking distance to Lafayette’s restaurants and shopping. The property offers privacy, as a curving driveway leads down to the home from the street. Oaks and other mature trees surround the property. The existing home is built in the mid-century modern style by well-known architect Roger Lee, and was home to its owner for 75 years. The centerpiece of the home is its dining room, surrounded on three sides with floor-to-ceiling windows affording lovely views of the trees and foliage. The dining room adjoins a spacious living room with an oversized fireplace, and a cheery kitchen with skylight. The mid-century modern design is emphasized by redwood siding on the exterior, wood paneling in the living and dining rooms, and large ceiling beams throughout. The principal bedroom features garden views and a large en-suite bathroom and dressing room. A walkway around the home offers more views of nature; often spotted are turkey and deer. There is ample parking on the street and driveway, and a storage room adjoins the house. The home is being sold "as-is".

Discover a Luxury High-Desert hideaway in Burns Canyon dubbed as "The Glass House", perched high above Pioneertown with breathtaking views of the Canyon and Valley below. This Fully-Off-Grid 2-Bedroom, 2-Bathroom Cabin is a masterpiece of design, seamlessly blending Rustic Charm with Modern Luxury. The Cabin features Biophilic Design elements that harmonize nature and comfort in a stunning down-to-the-studs renovation. It boasts complete Off-Grid convenience with a Solar Setup complemented by Solar Battery Storage and a backup generator, a Private Certified Well with a 3,000-Gallon Storage Tank, and a newer Septic System. Inside, you'll find Mini-Split Heating and Cooling, a Morso Fireplace, Wall-Mounted Toilets, and extra-large Rainfall Thermostatic Showers in both Bathrooms. The indoor-outdoor living experience is exceptional, with an expansive front deck offering jaw-dropping views, a cozy hillside patio equipped with a BBQ and seating for six, and a private deck featuring a year-round 5'5" soaking tub under the stars. The Primary Bedroom serves as a sanctuary with endless views through a wall of windows, a luxurious Cashmere Dream Bed, and a Private Walk-Out Shower that opens to a serene outdoor setting. Whether you're watching the Sun rise over Pioneertown, hosting friends by the BBQ, or unwinding under the desert night sky, this Cabin is the ultimate luxurious retreat in Burns Canyon. Experience the magic for yourself.

Welcome to 2202 Oceanside Way, a charming and beautifully updated 4 bedroom, 3 bathroom contemporary corner home in the desirable Heron Bay community! Tastefully remodeled, hardwood floor throughout, nice big loft upstairs with natural light. Outdoor living and entertaining backyard, low HOA dues! Easy access to miles of hiking, biking, and walking trails in a protected marshland, and walking distance to grocery store and restaurants. Close to Kaiser, transit and other amenities. Don't miss out on the opportunity to make this your new home sweet home!

Amazing 20 acre Sanctuary with Full Monterey Ocean views ! Private, Sunny, Towering Redwoods with ample flat land for horses .Gated road access with security gate. Gardeners delight ! Two master suites offer luxurious amenities such as a walk-in closet, an oversized tub with jets, and a separate stall shower. Additional highlights include high ceilings, bay windows, garden windows, and multiple skylights throughout the home. Tandem finished 4 car garage . Property borders State Demonstration Forest with hiking trails. Just minutes to Capitola-by-the-Sea .Top Los Gatos Schools !

Welcome to this stunning single-story move in ready home. This 4-bedroom, 2-bathroom residence offers comfortable in-door/out-door living space on a 6,200 sq ft lot. The kitchen boasts quartz countertops and updated appliances, The front yard enhances curb appeal while promoting sustainability. The backyard, enjoying the covered patio area provides a shaded retreat for outdoor dining and gatherings. Not only is this house beautiful, but it's also efficient! It has central heating and air, owned solar and dual pane windows. This home has been thoughtfully maintained and updated. Its prime location offers easy access to freeways, schools, shopping centers, and restaurants, ensuring convenience for your daily needs. Experience the perfect blend of comfort and style. Schedule a private tour today!

Welcome to this move-in-ready, north-facing townhouse in the sought-after Vintage Hills neighborhood, ideal for first-time home buyers! The seamless flow from the living room to the dining area/family room and the updated kitchen with eat-in area is great for both everyday living and entertaining. The hardwood floors, recessed lighting, and tiled powder room all add a stylish and practical touch to the downstairs area. Upstairs, the oversized primary bedroom and guest bedroom, both with ceiling fans, are the ideal retreat. The separate vanity area is a nice touch for busy mornings. And the well-designed, upgraded bathroom has a separate tiled shower area and a bathtub area for relaxation. The patio is a little oasis, enjoy gardening and fruits from the plum tree. Ideal location with shuttle access nearby to top tech companies like Apple, Google, and Amazon. Minutes to freeways, shopping centers, parks, and Pleasanton downtown.

Welcome to this mid-century modern residence located in the highly sought-after College View Estates, situated on a canyon with incredible sunset views. This impeccably restored home maintains its original 1960s charm while incorporating modern upgrades for today's lifestyle. As you step inside, you are greeted by floor-to-ceiling windows that highlight the vaulted ceilings with iconic wood beams and wood-paneled walls. The home's warm ambiance is further enhanced by up-lighting, original light fixtures, hardwood flooring, and a showcase gas fireplace. The property features a new roof and is equipped with owned solar panels, dual-pane windows, an upgraded HVAC system, a water heater, and a completely remodeled kitchen with a built-in desk, indoor laundry room, and 2-car garage. Step outside to the expansive wrap-around covered patio and meticulous landscaping, where you can enjoy breathtaking western views over the canyon. Just minutes from the vibrant SDSU campus, parks, restaurants, and easy freeway access.

WOW....In a Premium Pleasant Hill Location on Top of Vili Way with Stunning Views of Mt. Diablo this "Cosmetic Fixer" (5 Bedrooms, 3 Baths, 2,204 sf., Built in 1963) is a Rare Find! The Peaceful, Quiet Neighborhood, Private Yard & Convenient Location near Paso Nogal Park along with Excellent Local Schools make this Property a Buyer's Dream Come True! The Hardwood Floors, Large Kitchen (with Newer Dishwasher, Range, Refrigerator) & Fantastic Floor Plan All Add Up to a Great Opportunity. House is Clean & Ready for a New Owner.

Stunning single level 2 bedroom, 2 bath Garden Isle townhome. Great end unit location. Remodeled kitchen with quartz counters, recessed lighting and custom cabinets. Updated baths with skylights. Wood floors. Dual paned windows/sliding door and plantation shutters. Custom sunroom located off of the kitchen. Indoor laundry with storage and a washer & dryer. Vaulted ceilings in the primary bedroom, living and dining areas. Fresh interior paint. Spacious primary bedroom with a walk-in closet with cedar walls and a private bath. Private backyard patio. Two car garage with a roll-up door. Sewer lateral compliant. Located close to the clubhouse, Golf course, Starbucks, shopping center and transportation. HOA dues cover water, hazard insurance, exterior and common ground maintenance. Open Saturday and Sunday 5/10 & 5/11 from 2 to 4 pm.

Welcome to 597 Michael Lane, a charming home in the highly sought-after Burton Valley neighborhood. Blending traditional style with mid-century modern flair, this home exudes a cool, inviting vibe. Step through the gated entry into a welcoming courtyard before entering a space filled with soaring ceilings and an open-concept floor plan. The thoughtfully designed kitchen, truly the heart of the home, offers plenty of space for chefs and entertainers alike to gather and create lasting memories. Outside, a beautifully landscaped yard with a level lawn invites you to enjoy the outdoors, with easy access to the scenic Lafayette/Moraga trails. Plus, this home is located within the award-winning Lafayette School District and Acalanes Union High School District. Come experience the best of Burton Valley living!

Charming home located in the vibrant Mira Vista Richmond Heights. This cozy 2-bedroom, 1.5 -bathrooms, with bonus room (possibly 3rd bedroom) residence offers 976 sq ft of comfortable living space. The kitchen seamlessly blends with the family room, creating a welcoming space for meals and gatherings. The eat-in kitchen design provides ample room for dining, while the primary bathroom features a convenient stall shower. Long driveway parkings for 2 cars or more, possibly small RV parking or boat. Also we have a wonderful private deck with the wonderful garage/Workshop over 900 sf (Must See!!!!) great place for the kid's playroom, or even possibly ADU!!!! We also have a nice private small Eden's of garden for the family who love gardening. The Mira Vista Richmond Heights neighbors are kind and caring. The property includes central forced air heating (gas-fired), ensuring warmth during cooler seasons. While the home boasts practical amenities. The Cherry wood flooring across the home is easy to maintain, enhancing the overall functionality of the space. Don't miss the opportunity to make this delightful Richmond Heights residence your own! Must SEE!!! YOU WILL LOVE IT!!!

Beautifully updated 4 bed, 3 bath home with 2,078 sq ft on a spacious 0.29-acre lot! The large primary suite features a walk-in closet, double-sink vanity, stall shower, and private access to a sunny deck. Enjoy vaulted ceilings in the formal living room and a cozy family room with a gas-start fireplace. The eat-in kitchen/family room combo includes Corian countertops, bar seating, and views of the private, fenced yard with side access. Freshly updated with new carpet, paint, soft gold light fixtures, faucets, and hardware throughout. A full bedroom and bath downstairs—with direct access to the bath—is perfect for guests or in-laws. Additional highlights include a separate laundry room, 2-car garage, and bonus under-stair storage (ideal for wine or seasonal items). Great layout with a large living area and L-shaped dining space—move-in ready with room to live and grow!

You CAN Have it ALL with this RARE Residential/Live-Work + Commercial Investment AT THE BEACH. Must see tour and ALL photos. Large 4Bd/3Ba Town Home PLUS Approx 550sf Studio Apartment PLUS an attached approx 500SF Retail/Office space. The Residential units can both be rented Short Term. ALL 3 have separate entrance. Property has a 1 car Garage and 2-3 additional parking space, plus plenty of commercial front parking

Set on one of Burlingame's most picturesque tree-lined streets in the sought-after Easton Addition, this timeless +/-2,530s.f. home offers 4 bedrooms & 3.5 baths and combines warmth and sophistication with a comfortable, flowing floor plan. Beautifully updated and impeccably maintained, this pristine home features designer finishes, rich hardwood floors and plantation shutters throughout. A gracious foyer leads to an elegant living room with cozy fireplace and oversized windows, and a formal dining room perfect for grand-scale entertaining or intimate dinners. The chef's kitchen features premium appliances, a large center island with seating and a built-in desk, and seamlessly flows into an inviting family room with custom cabinetry and direct access to the enchanting backyard. The main level also includes a stylish powder room and a laundry room. The upper level comprises the amazing primary suite boasting abundant closet space and a striking zen-like bathroom; plus 3 generously sized bedrooms, one with ensuite bath and two that share a hall bath. The lush yard is a private oasis with manicured landscaping, level lawn and charming patio that's perfect for entertaining. This home blends classic charm with modern amenities in a prime location near top schools, shopping, and dining

Welcome to this beautifully upgraded two-story townhouse, ideally located in the desirable westside of Redwood City. This 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath home offers a perfect blend of comfort and modern style. Enjoy the gourmet kitchen equipped with stainless steel appliances, custom cabinetry, and elegant countertops. Step outside to a private, landscaped backyardperfect for outdoor dining or quiet evenings under the stars. Additional conveniences include in-unit laundry with a washer and dryer, two assigned parking spaces, and extra storage. Enjoy an unbeatable location close to shopping, dining, and vibrant downtown Redwood City, with easy access to Hwy 101, 280, and CalTrain. This is truly a special property you wont want to miss!

Arts and Crafts Masterpiece designed by John Hudson Thomas, 1913. The 1.58 acre estate encompasses extensive grounds including the main house, the pool, pool house, tennis court, private gym and connected carriage house/garage with studio apartment. Called The Wintermute House aka The Rocks, it boasts 19+rooms including a Conservatory with 20' windows, grand living room with SF Bay Views, media room, family room, three kitchens and expansive third floor office. The home has beautiful period details including mahogany trim, pounded copper fireplace surrounds, Viennese Secessionist-style glasswork. Coming to the market for the first time since 1983. A truly rare offering.